RIGHT. I have come to a very firm non cellulitey decision that no longer am i going to be precious with this bloggy business. I want to make it work for me too as well as being highly entertaining to my many, many followers.....Although mr magpie is having an epic identity crisis, i have decided what to use it for which is that its going to be a big WOKKY SAUCEPAN of creativity. As i am having trouble deciding what to do with my WIFE i am going to use it as my very own private BLACK MALE to make myself do the things i love so i can show you all the poems i write, the dresses i make, the fashion that makes me DRIBBLE, articles that are so interesting and self indulgent you wont know what hit you, filams and what not? So the world can see for itself the creative nut i am and i can come a little bit closer to figuring a career of somekind out.
10 things to do on a monday before you have to get the train back to London
1. Get myself up from passed out in sofa and get in actual bed
2. eat eat eat banish hangover sick drink drink drink coke mmm I can feel whole again (avoid satomic kitten outbursts)
3. Paint nails a lovely navy blue and enjoy the shinyness of them - where is the fun in matte nail polish after all?
4. Keep thinking about what i could MAKE for christmas presents and not buy - why do i always imagine initial embroidered things???
5. Find a film for the train.
6.Fight the urge to get a needle and thread and start embroidering initials into anything. no one wants a personalised, grubby remote control.
7. Clean laptop a bit so people on train dont think im a skank.
8. Go for walk in beautiful fields and feel wise/enlightened either or.
9. resist temptation to pull clumpy mascara off
10. mourn eye lashes when I fail no.9
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